meanwhileinthegarden


the-spider-on-beanioss-bed:

beanios:

the-spider-on-beanioss-bed:

beanios:

i found a spider on my bed

I came out here to have a good time I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

dont have a good time on my bed please

You can’t control me

Source: beanios

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

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As it turns out, these geese weren’t evil. They ate out of my hand and let me pet them.

Or maybe I just happen to be their dark overlord. Who knows.

Source: carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel

virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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Source: famousest

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

Source: gay-writes

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

Source: jenniferlawrencedaily

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

Source: xoxstarlight

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

Source: fwips

Source: nochanceofgrowingup

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

Source: mydogsnokes