meanwhileinthegarden


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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

Source: hannibb

aflylovesong:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

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the-goddamazon:

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

LMFAO OMG her face she was like “WTF…okay, OKAY y’all got it!”

Source: thequeenshive4

do-not-touch-my-food:

Funfetti Cookie Dough Bites

do-not-touch-my-food:

Funfetti Cookie Dough Bites

Source: do-not-touch-my-food

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

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dbvictoria:

Free Crochet Pattern: Potted Baby Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

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breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

Source: mygame-mylife